Weather Nerd Pillows

'Unseasonably warm again Sharon.'

'I don't understand why they make such a big deal about acid rain. Can't we just counteract it with alkaline rain?'

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

Walken On Clouds

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Painting clouds

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

A sure sign of rain

Sunbathing in Autumn

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Office Weather

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Why giraffes hate winter

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

Mother nature takes her course.

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.