Weather Geeks Pillows

'Things got worse after my therapist told me to take one day at a time. Not the best advice for a long range weather forecaster.'

'Howdy! I'm Melvin Yomp and this is Small Talk TV! It's raining here! How's the weather there?'

Weather Forecast for Hell," Once again it will be hot."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Natural Disasters

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Painting clouds

Captain in a storm

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

A sure sign of rain

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Sunbathing in Autumn

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Protest

Office Weather

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

UFO Shelter

Mother nature takes her course.

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'