Weather Fanatic Pillows

"Why are we British so obsessed ... with talking about the weather?"

"Do you have some Tums? I'm filled with acid rain."

"Now remember: My dad’s obsessed with the weather and will hit on you, and my mother thinks you’re a gold digger."

Hurricane Mac

'I went up to breathe: Unfortunately, there's a massive hail storm...'

'I'm on the train.'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Painting clouds

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Sunbathing in Autumn

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

A sure sign of rain

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Office Weather

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Mother nature takes her course.

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'