Weather Forecast Fan Pillows

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"Get ready for a prolonged buzzard of negative ads, snow jobs of epic proportions and massive floods of misleading extremism!"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"I don't like the look of this."

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

Sunny with a chance of Helium

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Well, they did call for localized showers."

'Stocks plummeted today, on forecasts that tomorrow will be warm and muggy.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Sandy Floss

Incorrect weather forecasts.

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

"And these projections are based solidly on hope, crossed fingers, and fear."

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

"Are you concerned about global warming?"

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?