Forecasting Fan Pillows

'I remember when tea leaves were the state-of-the-art method of forecasting.'

Weather forecaster

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

'We've certainly come a long way from just a twenty per cent chance of precipitation in the form of snow.'

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"I don't like the look of this."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

Caliologist

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

"Get ready for a prolonged buzzard of negative ads, snow jobs of epic proportions and massive floods of misleading extremism!"

Age-salary ratio

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

A Cumulonim-bus

Weather forecast.

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Cost of Terror.

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

'I'm beginning to worry -- everything I've got is tied up in investment newsletters!'

Easy street ends.

Low rates!