Fantastical Forecast Fan Pillows

Replacements for Paul the Psychic Octopus

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"I love these old decorations!"

Santa does a keg stand.

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"I don't like the look of this."

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Meet Santa's entourage

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"And these projections are based solidly on hope, crossed fingers, and fear."

Nostradamus.

Ring those Christmas bells!

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

'Exactly what the forecast on telly.'

"The bottom line is that we're going out on our bottoms!"

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

A Cumulonim-bus

Weather prediction is guesswork.

Weather forecast.

"Forget about tall and handsome. What about portfolio 10 year highs and lows?"