Weather Forecast Fan Mugs

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"Get ready for a prolonged buzzard of negative ads, snow jobs of epic proportions and massive floods of misleading extremism!"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"I don't like the look of this."

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

Sunny with a chance of Helium

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Well, they did call for localized showers."

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Stocks plummeted today, on forecasts that tomorrow will be warm and muggy.'

Incorrect weather forecasts.

Sandy Floss

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

"Are you concerned about global warming?"

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

It's officially spring

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'