Forecasting Fans Mugs

Imperial Roman Weather Bureau. Hail, Caesar.

'What do you see in gold futures.'

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"I don't like the look of this."

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

"And these projections are based solidly on hope, crossed fingers, and fear."

'Exactly what the forecast on telly.'

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

"Get ready for a prolonged buzzard of negative ads, snow jobs of epic proportions and massive floods of misleading extremism!"

"The bottom line is that we're going out on our bottoms!"

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Weather prediction is guesswork.

Weather forecast.

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

"That's our projected sales."

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

Weather bar

Bruce The Unhelpful Weatherman

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Cost of Terror.

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'Snow again, today...'

Honest Weather Forecasting