Prediction Fan Mugs

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

"I don't like the look of this."

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"And these projections are based solidly on hope, crossed fingers, and fear."

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Weather forecast.

1000 different economic theories trading cards. Collect them all.

Cost of Terror.

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

'I'm beginning to worry -- everything I've got is tied up in investment newsletters!'

"Do you really want to know?"

'Having conducted a comprehensive review of your business strategy and financial forecasts...'

"That's because supply exceeds demand."

"If you hadn't lost everything, I would recommend that you buy now."

Low rates!

"Don't worry, sir. There's plenty of time to recover if there's a fifth quarter this year."

"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

Easy street ends.

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

'The reason you're getting resistance to planning for the future is because nobody thinks they'll still be here.'

"Having conducted a thorough analysis of the data it appears clear that profits will go either up, or down, unless of course they stay the same."

'I remember when tea leaves were the state-of-the-art method of forecasting.'

Hello National Rail Enquiries.. mystic meg speaking.."

"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."