Prediction Fan Mugs

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

"I don't like the look of this."

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

Weather forecast.

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

1000 different economic theories trading cards. Collect them all.

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

Cost of Terror.

'I'm beginning to worry -- everything I've got is tied up in investment newsletters!'

"That's because supply exceeds demand."

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

"If you hadn't lost everything, I would recommend that you buy now."

Low rates!

"Don't worry, sir. There's plenty of time to recover if there's a fifth quarter this year."

Easy street ends.

'Having conducted a comprehensive review of your business strategy and financial forecasts...'

"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"

"Do you really want to know?"

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

'The reason you're getting resistance to planning for the future is because nobody thinks they'll still be here.'

'I remember when tea leaves were the state-of-the-art method of forecasting.'

"Having conducted a thorough analysis of the data it appears clear that profits will go either up, or down, unless of course they stay the same."

"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."

Hello National Rail Enquiries.. mystic meg speaking.."

"Economists, and these days we're missing more and more of the poor souls."