Prophecy Fan Mugs

Now the end is near...and so I face the final curtain.

"And it shall come to pass, Great Caesar, you shall have a salad named after you"

'It's hardly worth renewing our insurance policy, Arthur - this gentleman says the end of the world is in sight!'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

John Calvin

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"

Energy speculation.

"Do you really want to know?"

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

A watched kettle never boils.

The End of the of the End of the Cold War is Near!

"Covid again!"

"You are gullible and naive. You believe untrained charlatans. You squander your money."

I have seen the future...

"We're out of chrysanthemum." "I ordered chrysanthemum tea. This is not chrysanthemum tea. This is chamomile." "I've had a chrysanthemum tea every day for the last 80 years, and I'm still alive and well." "Are you trying to kill me?" "Are all old folks this superstitious?" "Superstition's always worked in the past."

"The end of my Sharpie is near."

Guy in Opthamology Store Room getting Evil Eyeballs.

'Here comes Orwell again - get ready for some more of his 'I told you so.''

'Well it's Friday the 21st and we're all still here. The world's not going to...'

The End is Nigh!

Cat comes home from holiday to find mice in his house watching play.