Prophecy Fan Mugs

Now the end is near...and so I face the final curtain.

"And it shall come to pass, Great Caesar, you shall have a salad named after you"

'It's hardly worth renewing our insurance policy, Arthur - this gentleman says the end of the world is in sight!'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

The end is near.

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

John Calvin

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

"Do you really want to know?"

Energy speculation.

"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

"You are gullible and naive. You believe untrained charlatans. You squander your money."

"Covid again!"

The End of the of the End of the Cold War is Near!

A watched kettle never boils.

I have seen the future...

"The end of my Sharpie is near."

"We're out of chrysanthemum." "I ordered chrysanthemum tea. This is not chrysanthemum tea. This is chamomile." "I've had a chrysanthemum tea every day for the last 80 years, and I'm still alive and well." "Are you trying to kill me?" "Are all old folks this superstitious?" "Superstition's always worked in the past."

Nostradamus and his visions of our times.

'Here comes Orwell again - get ready for some more of his 'I told you so.''

The End is Near!

Guy in Opthamology Store Room getting Evil Eyeballs.