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"Yes, but what are your goals?"

"Great news honey. I got that job with the highway department."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

'He may be the Messiah, but he's no Springsteen.'

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Wondering. In my day, when a body said I wonder why dust bunnies are called dust bunnies, it led to all sorts of delightful speculation. We could while away hours debating whether it was a marketing ploy by big broom ... or whether it dated back to Napoleon, who had a fetish for dirty rabbits. And if we were lucky, opinions could get so heated that fisticuffs would ensue. Wondering is just one of many lovely human experiences utt

The end is near.

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

Big Medium

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

"And that wraps it up for today's headlines. For a preview of what's happening tomorrow, here's Cassandra..."

"That's because supply exceeds demand."

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

"Having conducted a thorough analysis of the data it appears clear that profits will go either up, or down, unless of course they stay the same."

Hello National Rail Enquiries.. mystic meg speaking.."

"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."

"I'm not sure what kind of luck this is."

"And it shall come to pass, Great Caesar, you shall have a salad named after you"

Nostrildamus.

'I might also mention, that hiring me would be a fulfillment of prophecy.'

"Covid again!"

Nostradamus's secret is almost exposed.

"Of course, this prediction has a plus or minus margin of error of 80% or 90%."

"Economists, and these days we're missing more and more of the poor souls."

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'

How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.'