Prophecy Pundits Mugs

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Skeptic Tank.

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Bedtime stories at the Browns'.'

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

"I'll have dessert first."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'I say we try it.'

How Trickle Down Economics Work

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

'The Final Merger'

New Year 2020

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

World Health Organization

'He's always looking for an argument!'

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

The end is near.

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

Fortune teller sees impending doom

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

The End is Near.

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'