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The End Of The Block Is Near

Man celebrating the year 2000 gloats over Nostradamus's grave

The end of the world is nigh - Get your specially adapted clock here

'Oh, oh - it's tomorrow.'

In the Guru District

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Difference of Opinion

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

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