Pastoral Pundit Mugs

"If you could eat only one type of grass for the rest of your life, what would you choose?"

See, son? That's what happens when you don

In the Guru District

They're Not Just That Into It

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Support group for sheep.

Difference of Opinion

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

Torturing the English Language

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

The Jose Padilla Experience

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

U.S. Credit Rating

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

Honest Boris

"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."

Fifty shades of Leveson.