Pastoral Pundit Gifts

"If you could eat only one type of grass for the rest of your life, what would you choose?"

In the Guru District

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Support group for sheep.

Difference of Opinion

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

Fifty shades of Leveson.

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

U.S. Credit Rating

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

Honest Boris

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.