Pastoral Humorist Gifts

'Go on and have fun, I'll keep an eye on him...'

Support group for sheep.

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"You call this a constitution?"

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

At the 2021 Religious Games

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

Monk Prompt

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Guru.

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

How's my sermon. . .

The Sleeping Congregation.

'Even More Disciples'

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Sermon Applause.

Bishops Snooker

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

The ten ammendments

Single Prayer Health Insurance

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

"...and in conclusion..."