Pastoral Comedy Fan Gifts

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Support group for sheep.

"OMG, LOL!"

Dogma

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

"He was much more effective in the field."

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Om and Ommer

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

Male On Sunday

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

'Now, where was I when the lectern collapsed?'

"Holy moly!"

Pope Kimba XXIII.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Eucharist

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

Sister Helena became the "ruler" of the Sisters of Christ the King Penguin

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

Rex and the Ten Commands

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

Hymns - Optional Extras

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."