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"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Support group for sheep.

"OMG, LOL!"

Dogma

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

"He was much more effective in the field."

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

'Now, where was I when the lectern collapsed?'

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

Eucharist

"Holy moly!"

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Pope Kimba XXIII.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

Male On Sunday

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

Rex and the Ten Commands

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

Hymns - Optional Extras

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest