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"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Sheep In Curlers

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"He was much more effective in the field."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

'I still love you - I just think we need some time away from each other.'

The Antiquary

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

"Mr Piper, after a comprehensive study of your social media data I think we have a clear definition of your core audience."

"God, I hate cows."

Mermaids

Les Bons Bourgeois - An idyll in the corn

Realistic Farm Set - Cheese Shop/Holiday Lets/Barn Conversion.

"And it shall come to pass, Great Caesar, you shall have a salad named after you"

'I'm usually busy grazing in the morning, but I love the afternoons when I can just lay down, relax and ruminate...'

Old MacDonald is a having a hard time urbanizing.

'I've been looking everywhere for that!'

A Consideration Certainly

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

See, son? That's what happens when you don

Fields

A cattle baron.

Sheep dreaming of man jumping over fence

'Do you want to tell him or should I?'

Now the end is near...and so I face the final curtain.

"Get ready...set...ruminate!"

"Hi Daddy! Mummy said to tell you she's gone to chew the cud next door with Daisy..."

"If you could eat only one type of grass for the rest of your life, what would you choose?"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Shepherd