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Shepherd

Eat at Mo's.

Shepherd and eurydice

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Sheep In Curlers

"Static cling."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"He was much more effective in the field."

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

Extreme Sheepherding

"Yes, Daisy, Buttercup and Violet: our farmer likes flowers. . ."

'I still love you - I just think we need some time away from each other.'

The Antiquary

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

"God, I hate cows."

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

"HEY!" (Bird mistakes udder for a worm).

Les Bons Bourgeois - An idyll in the corn

"I'm here about the found poster."

Old MacDonald is a having a hard time urbanizing.

My mother was the one that pushed me into this business.

'What do you hear from the gaggle?'

"Are we bucolic or just afraid to take risks?"

A cattle baron.

'Sheep love tales very much.'

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

Sheep dreaming of man jumping over fence

A Consideration Certainly