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'I still love you - I just think we need some time away from each other.'

Shepherd and eurydice

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Static cling."

Sheep In Curlers

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

God is for life not just for Christmas.

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

"He was much more effective in the field."

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

Vicar

Pope Francis

"Yes, Daisy, Buttercup and Violet: our farmer likes flowers. . ."

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'

Shepherd

Even cows get the blahs....

"Although the collection plate appears to be half full, our accountant assures me that it is half empty."

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

A group of women concerned about a priest climbing a ladder

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

Yeah? Well my father's better at prayers

Peter makes another attempt to go to Jesus.

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish and you will never see him in church on Sunday again."