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A Consideration Certainly

"Hi Daddy! Mummy said to tell you she's gone to chew the cud next door with Daisy..."

Shepherd and eurydice

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Sheep In Curlers

"Static cling."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"He was much more effective in the field."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'I still love you - I just think we need some time away from each other.'

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

Love in Church

"God, I hate cows."

"HEY!" (Bird mistakes udder for a worm).

'Those Texas Longhorns are sure good mothers, Doc.'

"I'm here about the found poster."

The world welcomes Pope Francis I

'I've been looking everywhere for that!'

'What do you hear from the gaggle?'

"One horsepower, and yours?"

Sheep dreaming of man jumping over fence

'Sheep love tales very much.'

A cattle baron.

'... And don't worry. Lots of cowboys walk that way.'

Rural Life - 'Good God, I'm afraid we're nabbed!'

"Get ready...set...ruminate!"

Food's great, but the service is terrible!