Pastoral Life Lover Gifts

A Consideration Certainly

"Hi Daddy! Mummy said to tell you she's gone to chew the cud next door with Daisy..."

Shepherd and eurydice

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Sheep In Curlers

"Static cling."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

"He was much more effective in the field."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

'I still love you - I just think we need some time away from each other.'

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

Love in Church

"God, I hate cows."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'Those Texas Longhorns are sure good mothers, Doc.'

"HEY!" (Bird mistakes udder for a worm).

When the Easter Bunny uses eggs from pasture raised chickens he puts them all around the yard, otherwise he clusters them together.

"I'm here about the found poster."

The world welcomes Pope Francis I

'I've been looking everywhere for that!'

'What do you hear from the gaggle?'

Sheep dreaming of man jumping over fence

A cattle baron.

'Do you want to tell him or should I?'

'That's an old injury, stitched up by none other than James Herriot himself!'

'Sheep love tales very much.'

Rural Life - 'Good God, I'm afraid we're nabbed!'

You realize this means 6 more weeks of lent.

'... And don't worry. Lots of cowboys walk that way.'

"One horsepower, and yours?"