Pastoral Life Aficionados Gifts

'Boy, am I worried. I hear that lambskin condoms are all the rage!'

Shepherd and eurydice

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Sheep In Curlers

"Static cling."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

"He was much more effective in the field."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

'I still love you - I just think we need some time away from each other.'

"Yes, Daisy, Buttercup and Violet: our farmer likes flowers. . ."

Pope Francis

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

Ding and Dong.

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

"God, I hate cows."

"HEY!" (Bird mistakes udder for a worm).

"I'm here about the found poster."

"Finally - a faith-based initiative I can embrace."

'What do you hear from the gaggle?'

"Is it a sin to think of them as gives and give nots?"

Exorcism and Other Jobs.

The pope.

"Line one, the youth group calling from up the creek without a paddle...line two, Mrs. Kavanaugh calling from down in the dumps...line three, Virgil Larrison calling from death's door..."

'That's an old injury, stitched up by none other than James Herriot himself!'

Sheep dreaming of man jumping over fence

'Do you want to tell him or should I?'

A Consideration Certainly

"Get ready...set...ruminate!"

A shepherd with his dog watching over sheep on the moor.

sheep