Pastoral Life Aficionados Gifts

'Boy, am I worried. I hear that lambskin condoms are all the rage!'

Shepherd and eurydice

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Sheep In Curlers

"Static cling."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

"He was much more effective in the field."

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"Yes, Daisy, Buttercup and Violet: our farmer likes flowers. . ."

Pope Francis

'I still love you - I just think we need some time away from each other.'

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

Ding and Dong.

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

"God, I hate cows."

"HEY!" (Bird mistakes udder for a worm).

"Finally - a faith-based initiative I can embrace."

"I'm here about the found poster."

'What do you hear from the gaggle?'

The pope.

Exorcism and Other Jobs.

A Consideration Certainly

"Line one, the youth group calling from up the creek without a paddle...line two, Mrs. Kavanaugh calling from down in the dumps...line three, Virgil Larrison calling from death's door..."

Sheep dreaming of man jumping over fence

"Is it a sin to think of them as gives and give nots?"

"Get ready...set...ruminate!"

A shepherd with his dog watching over sheep on the moor.

"Hi Daddy! Mummy said to tell you she's gone to chew the cud next door with Daisy..."

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