Pastoral Life Gifts

'My new staff provides all the comforts of home!'

"Staff support"

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Sheep In Curlers

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

Nun Binning the Devil

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

"He was much more effective in the field."

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"Sinead?!"

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Moses Separates the Cream. . .

Life is simpler in the sticks.

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

"What should I say this is about?"

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

'I still love you - I just think we need some time away from each other.'

The young Shepherd was determined to show the flock who was the boss!

'I don't understand. I haven't done anything to encourage them...'

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

"God, I hate cows."

"It's a working lunch."

"See what we missed. . .? I told you that we should have gone to church yesterday!!"

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

Jesus in the 'Lost and Found'.