Pastoral Life Admirer Gifts

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Shepherd and eurydice

Please Drove Carefully.

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"Static cling."

Sheep In Curlers

'Leadership training.'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

Mummy?!

"He was much more effective in the field."

"I like friut flies!"

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

The physics of the situation had Jed confused. The cow had merely ambled onto the haystack, so was clearly not a leapt-on Yet at the same time, it clearly was a moo-on.

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

'I still love you - I just think we need some time away from each other.'

"I suppose you're like me, only signed up for the free uniform."

'Uh? A female vet?'

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

"Yes, Daisy, Buttercup and Violet: our farmer likes flowers. . ."

COW. JUST COW.

'I told her not to follow me!'

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

Sheepdog protecting his master from road rage.

Two friars ringing bells

'Please, Mister Dobbs, I have many more calls to make! Try to tel me what's wrong with the cow."

'The cows aren't milking much, but it sure is fun to watch them chew their cuds.'

'Look, Dad - that's the sixth time she swallowed the same gum.'

Brown cow