Pastoral Admirer Gifts

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

"I'm here about the found poster."

Shepherd and eurydice

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Sheep In Curlers

"Static cling."

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

Dear Diary

"Yes, Daisy, Buttercup and Violet: our farmer likes flowers. . ."

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

"I suppose you're like me, only signed up for the free uniform."

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

COW. JUST COW.

"God, I hate cows."

Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit

Hats Suspended from Strings in Church

Brown cow

"HEY!" (Bird mistakes udder for a worm).

The world welcomes Pope Francis I

The Pope

St David's Day

'I remember baptising him when he was a baby, and that was the last I saw of him until he rolled in here today.'

'What do you hear from the gaggle?'

Sheep dreaming of man jumping over fence

'Sheep love tales very much.'

A Consideration Certainly

Rural Life - 'Good God, I'm afraid we're nabbed!'

The Humpback of Notre Dame.

"Get ready...set...ruminate!"

A shepherd with his dog watching over sheep on the moor.

sheep

'Exploratory surgery again, Dr. Livingstone?'