Pastoral Admirer Gifts

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

"I'm here about the found poster."

'Ma-aa-aa!'

'That's an old injury, stitched up by none other than James Herriot himself!'

Shepherd and eurydice

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Sheep In Curlers

"Static cling."

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Dear Diary

"Yes, Daisy, Buttercup and Violet: our farmer likes flowers. . ."

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

COW. JUST COW.

"I suppose you're like me, only signed up for the free uniform."

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

Hats Suspended from Strings in Church

Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit

"God, I hate cows."

Brown cow

Virgin Mary: World's Best Mom.

"HEY!" (Bird mistakes udder for a worm).

The world welcomes Pope Francis I

St David's Day

'I remember baptising him when he was a baby, and that was the last I saw of him until he rolled in here today.'

The Pope

'What do you hear from the gaggle?'

'Sheep love tales very much.'

A Consideration Certainly

Rural Life - 'Good God, I'm afraid we're nabbed!'

Sheep dreaming of man jumping over fence

'Do you want to tell him or should I?'

The Humpback of Notre Dame.