Pastoral Serenity Admirer Gifts

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

Shepherd and eurydice

Club Antisocial

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Sheep In Curlers

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"Static cling."

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Peace. Love. Light

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

Relax.

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

Suburban street.

Weathervanes.

"Yes, Daisy, Buttercup and Violet: our farmer likes flowers. . ."

Life is change

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

"Finally, the meaning of life has come to me."

'I think I've got it.'

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

Virgin Mary: World's Best Mom.

"She said she wanted to get out of the stressful workplace!"

"Please hold my calls."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"HEY!" (Bird mistakes udder for a worm).

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

The Zen of Regulation

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

'I remember baptising him when he was a baby, and that was the last I saw of him until he rolled in here today.'

"I just hope I can do half as well with my future as you did with yours."

A sign giving directions to 'it all' and 'away from it all'.

"Life's too short to be taken seriously..."

"I'm here about the found poster."