Pastoral Serenity Admirer T-Shirts

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

Shepherd and eurydice

Club Antisocial

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Sheep In Curlers

"Static cling."

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Peace. Love. Light

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

Relax.

Suburban street.

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

Weathervanes.

"Yes, Daisy, Buttercup and Violet: our farmer likes flowers. . ."

Life is change

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

'I think I've got it.'

"She said she wanted to get out of the stressful workplace!"

"Finally, the meaning of life has come to me."

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

"Please hold my calls."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"HEY!" (Bird mistakes udder for a worm).

"I'm here about the found poster."

The Zen of Regulation

'I remember baptising him when he was a baby, and that was the last I saw of him until he rolled in here today.'

"I just hope I can do half as well with my future as you did with yours."

"Life's too short to be taken seriously..."

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

A sign giving directions to 'it all' and 'away from it all'.

At the world meditating championships