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'Life is great' down on the farm.

Shepherd and eurydice

Please Drove Carefully.

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Sheep In Curlers

"Static cling."

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

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'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

Mummy?!

"He was much more effective in the field."

"I like friut flies!"

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

The physics of the situation had Jed confused. The cow had merely ambled onto the haystack, so was clearly not a leapt-on Yet at the same time, it clearly was a moo-on.

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

COW. JUST COW.

"Yes, Daisy, Buttercup and Violet: our farmer likes flowers. . ."

'I told her not to follow me!'

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

"I suppose you're like me, only signed up for the free uniform."

'Uh? A female vet?'

'I still love you - I just think we need some time away from each other.'

Sheepdog protecting his master from road rage.

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

Two friars ringing bells

'The cows aren't milking much, but it sure is fun to watch them chew their cuds.'

'Please, Mister Dobbs, I have many more calls to make! Try to tel me what's wrong with the cow."

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

Brown cow

'Look, Dad - that's the sixth time she swallowed the same gum.'