Pastoral Admirers Gifts

Sheep In Curlers

Shepherd and eurydice

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"Static cling."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

"Yes, Daisy, Buttercup and Violet: our farmer likes flowers. . ."

"I suppose you're like me, only signed up for the free uniform."

Pope Francis

'I still love you - I just think we need some time away from each other.'

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

Ding and Dong.

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

"God, I hate cows."

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

"HEY!" (Bird mistakes udder for a worm).

"I'm here about the found poster."

The Pope

"You know what happens you ASSUME?!"

Football

The world welcomes Pope Francis I

'What do you hear from the gaggle?'

"All I got was this participation ribbon."

'Sheep love tales very much.'

A Consideration Certainly

Sheep dreaming of man jumping over fence

'Do you want to tell him or should I?'

'That's an old injury, stitched up by none other than James Herriot himself!'

'Your five years experience herding cats is very impressive.'

"Get ready...set...ruminate!"