Pastoral Scene Enthusiast Gifts

'I still love you - I just think we need some time away from each other.'

Shepherd and eurydice

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Static cling."

Sheep In Curlers

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

R.C.I.A.

God is for life not just for Christmas.

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

"He was much more effective in the field."

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

Vicar

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'

Pope Francis

Shepherd

"Yes, Daisy, Buttercup and Violet: our farmer likes flowers. . ."

Even cows get the blahs....

"Although the collection plate appears to be half full, our accountant assures me that it is half empty."

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

A group of women concerned about a priest climbing a ladder

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

Yeah? Well my father's better at prayers

Please follow safe worship practices.