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'I've been looking everywhere for that!'

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

"He was much more effective in the field."

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

Life is simpler in the sticks.

Moses Separates the Cream. . .

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

The Meaning of Life

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

'I don't understand. I haven't done anything to encourage them...'

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.

"God, I hate cows."

'I'm usually busy grazing in the morning, but I love the afternoons when I can just lay down, relax and ruminate...'

"We have ways of making you say yes, but I want you to want to say yes."

"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."

Grenadiers

Right Against Right.

Zeno Gives Directions

Moses with the Ten Commandments on a Ski Lift

A Consideration Certainly

Sheep dreaming of man jumping over fence

'Do you want to tell him or should I?'

A cattle baron.

'Say that again and you're a dead man!'

'The doctor told me to get away for a while..Where I live, in the country, it's just too quiet for me, so I've come here for a vacation.'

The City that Never Sleeps.

"Get ready...set...ruminate!"

Fastest slowest animal

'Making these snacks low-fat was great because substituting sweetener for fat made them even more addictive.'

Smoking in the Paradise.