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'Say that again and you're a dead man!'

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

The Meaning of Life

'You're not fooling anybody but yourself.'

'Applicant wacked out, suggest immediate promotion.'

'Chef's salad as ordered.'

'The last thing he said was 'I'm going to go look up the work 'Dictionary' in the dictionary,' and then the universe kind of collapsed around him,'

"We have ways of making you say yes, but I want you to want to say yes."

'We'd like somewhere with sand, sun, beaches and skiing.'

Grenadiers

European Thinkers (2): 'Surf's up!'

Right Against Right.

"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."

Zeno Gives Directions

'I've been looking everywhere for that!'

Moses with the Ten Commandments on a Ski Lift

'The doctor told me to get away for a while..Where I live, in the country, it's just too quiet for me, so I've come here for a vacation.'

"It's just a coincidence that our favorite game requires the least amount of friends."

A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

The City that Never Sleeps.

National Paradox Foundation: We're closed come in.

'I know one never knows, but I don't know how one knows that.'

Fastest slowest animal

'I'm here on probation.'

Smoking in the Paradise.

'Making these snacks low-fat was great because substituting sweetener for fat made them even more addictive.'

'National Public Television now presents 'Monday Night Chess'!'

'I'm afraid you're a hypochondriac Mr Jenkins... but luckily we have a pill for that!'

Agnostic Prophecy.