Paradise Paradox Lover Mugs

'Say that again and you're a dead man!'

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

The Meaning of Life

'You're not fooling anybody but yourself.'

'I have a twitter account to slag off my facebook friends and I use facebook to insult my followers on twitter.'

I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.

'Applicant wacked out, suggest immediate promotion.'

It's my manifesto on living "off the grid," mainly compiled from my blog, tweets and Facebook posts.

'Chef's salad as ordered.'

'The last thing he said was 'I'm going to go look up the work 'Dictionary' in the dictionary,' and then the universe kind of collapsed around him,'

"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."

European Thinkers (2): 'Surf's up!'

Grenadiers

'We'd like somewhere with sand, sun, beaches and skiing.'

Right Against Right.

"We have ways of making you say yes, but I want you to want to say yes."

'I've been looking everywhere for that!'

Zeno Gives Directions

Moses with the Ten Commandments on a Ski Lift

A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

"It's just a coincidence that our favorite game requires the least amount of friends."

'The doctor told me to get away for a while..Where I live, in the country, it's just too quiet for me, so I've come here for a vacation.'

The City that Never Sleeps.

National Paradox Foundation: We're closed come in.

'I know one never knows, but I don't know how one knows that.'

'I'm here on probation.'

Fastest slowest animal

Lacking a basic understanding of plot and humour, Alan Turing was really confused when Temptation and Consciouence stood on the wrong shoulder.

Smoking in the Paradise.

'National Public Television now presents 'Monday Night Chess'!'

'Making these snacks low-fat was great because substituting sweetener for fat made them even more addictive.'

'I'm afraid you're a hypochondriac Mr Jenkins... but luckily we have a pill for that!'