Comedic Paradox Lover Mugs

Start their day with a mug that celebrates their love for paradoxes. Featuring clever quotes and humorous designs, these mugs are perfect for paradox lovers who enjoy their coffee with a side of wit.

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'Ms. Stimpson... cancel my high noon appointment.'

'Ms. Stimpson... cancel my high noon appointment.' mockup

'Ms. Stimpson... cancel my high noon appointment.'

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'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.' mockup

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

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"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned." mockup

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

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"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest." mockup

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

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"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..." mockup

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

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'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.' mockup

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

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"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

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Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out. mockup

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

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"The back flip was a nice touch." mockup

"The back flip was a nice touch."

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The Meaning of Life

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'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.' mockup

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

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"You're right...it's football strategy! I think I presented our financial proposal to the youth team I coach! I must get more sleep!"

"You're right...it's football strategy! I think I presented our financial proposal to the youth team I coach! I must get more sleep!" mockup

"You're right...it's football strategy! I think I presented our financial proposal to the youth team I coach! I must get more sleep!"

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"For me it's all about the craft of acting."

"For me it's all about the craft of acting." mockup

"For me it's all about the craft of acting."

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'I'm all talked out. Let's look into some gene therapy.'

'I'm all talked out. Let's look into some gene therapy.' mockup

'I'm all talked out. Let's look into some gene therapy.'

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"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?" mockup

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

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'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!' mockup

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

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"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

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Scuba Skater

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Grenadiers

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"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..." mockup

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

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"We have ways of making you say yes, but I want you to want to say yes."

"We have ways of making you say yes, but I want you to want to say yes." mockup

"We have ways of making you say yes, but I want you to want to say yes."

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"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."

"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."

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