Angelic Paradox Lover Mugs

Smoking in the Paradise.

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

The Meaning of Life

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

"What's he doing here?"

Grenadiers

'... And the last thing I remember saying was, 'It oughta be a sin to look this good.''

'Apparently my ex's idea of heaven was to punch me in the eye.'

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

Right Against Right.

"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"

"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."

"We have ways of making you say yes, but I want you to want to say yes."

"You received your rewards on earth."

'I've been looking everywhere for that!'

Moses with the Ten Commandments on a Ski Lift

"Which countries have you visited recently?"

'The doctor told me to get away for a while..Where I live, in the country, it's just too quiet for me, so I've come here for a vacation.'

'I was an overachiever.'

'Give him a moment. He's not a morning person.'

'Say that again and you're a dead man!'

'Turns out it was starve a cold, feed a fever.'

"Sh*t!... I only died to get away from advertising..."

The City that Never Sleeps.

Fastest slowest animal

"I was a used-car salesman, but I was terrible at it."

"And that's my guardian angel!"