Angelic Paradox Lover Prints

Smoking in the Paradise.

'T.M.I.F.'

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"

The Meaning of Life

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

"What's he doing here?"

I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.

"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."

'Apparently my ex's idea of heaven was to punch me in the eye.'

'... And the last thing I remember saying was, 'It oughta be a sin to look this good.''

"Man, what I wouldn't do for some Chinese take-out."

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

Grenadiers

Right Against Right.

"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"

"We have ways of making you say yes, but I want you to want to say yes."

"You received your rewards on earth."

'I've been looking everywhere for that!'

Moses with the Ten Commandments on a Ski Lift

"Which countries have you visited recently?"

"Sh*t!... I only died to get away from advertising..."

'Turns out it was starve a cold, feed a fever.'

'I was an overachiever.'

'Give him a moment. He's not a morning person.'

'Say that again and you're a dead man!'

'The doctor told me to get away for a while..Where I live, in the country, it's just too quiet for me, so I've come here for a vacation.'

"Crap."

The City that Never Sleeps.

Fastest slowest animal

Two angels walking their clouds.

I know, I was expecting something different too...