Pastoral Paradox Lover Pillows

'I've been looking everywhere for that!'

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

"He was much more effective in the field."

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

The Meaning of Life

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

'I don't understand. I haven't done anything to encourage them...'

"God, I hate cows."

Grenadiers

"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."

'I'm usually busy grazing in the morning, but I love the afternoons when I can just lay down, relax and ruminate...'

Right Against Right.

"We have ways of making you say yes, but I want you to want to say yes."

Zeno Gives Directions

Moses with the Ten Commandments on a Ski Lift

Sheep dreaming of man jumping over fence

A cattle baron.

'Say that again and you're a dead man!'

A Consideration Certainly

'The doctor told me to get away for a while..Where I live, in the country, it's just too quiet for me, so I've come here for a vacation.'

The City that Never Sleeps.

"Get ready...set...ruminate!"

Fastest slowest animal

'Making these snacks low-fat was great because substituting sweetener for fat made them even more addictive.'

"Hi Daddy! Mummy said to tell you she's gone to chew the cud next door with Daisy..."

Smoking in the Paradise.