Pastoral Pun Lover Pillows

A cattle baron.

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

"He was much more effective in the field."

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

'As it's Sunday there will be 30 minutes browsing before the service begins.'

"God, I hate cows."

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

"Uh-oh!"

'Read about Samson & Delilah. . . Better yet - see a live demonstration.'

They're short of staff!

'Regarding my Sunday sermon which you typed up, Ms. Sims...it's not 'Saddam and Gomorrah'...'

Sheep dreaming of man jumping over fence

My Day - Cow Today Magazine

"Does he have bills to pay as well then..?"

A Consideration Certainly

"Get ready...set...ruminate!"

'He did it for us.'

"Hi Daddy! Mummy said to tell you she's gone to chew the cud next door with Daisy..."

"So, please, dig a little deeper and help us get rid of pop-up ads for good."

The last word in Alphabet Soup.

Discount Church Mart

'Mom got our cells mixed up again.'

'Dolores, cancel Mr. Rubin's transplant surgery. He's had a change of heart about his change of heart.'

Shepherd

"The boss created paradise, he created us, why can't he create someone who can handle a lawnmower?!"

Jesus really does save.

Sheep drinking 'Lamb Rusco' wine.