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'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Support group for sheep.

"You call this a constitution?"

Dogma

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'Please take your receipt!'

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

Church restrooms

Finger puppets in church.

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

A woman in prayer

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

"He was much more effective in the field."

Minister Starts at a New Church

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'