Pastoral Humor Fan Gifts

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Support group for sheep.

"You call this a constitution?"

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Dogma

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'Please take your receipt!'

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

Finger puppets in church.

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

A woman in prayer

Church restrooms

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

"He was much more effective in the field."

Minister Starts at a New Church

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Om and Ommer

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'