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"He was much more effective in the field."

Support group for sheep.

"You call this a constitution?"

Dogma

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

The ten ammendments

'Please take your receipt!'

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

A woman in prayer

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Finger puppets in church.

Church restrooms

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

Minister Starts at a New Church

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

Pope Kimba XXIII.

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

Pre-nuptual Nativity

Nativity - The sitcom

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'