Humor-loving Parishioner Pillows

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"You call this a constitution?"

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

"Freshly ground pepper?"

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

Finger puppets in church.

"Collections were down. We had to get creative."

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

Church restrooms

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

A woman in prayer

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

"He was much more effective in the field."

Minister Starts at a New Church

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

First Church - New Policy: To avoid lawsuits, Rev. Loomis' sermons no longer mention sinners by name.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

IOUs In The Church Collection Plate

Excommunicate Me.

Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.'

Eucharist

"Instagram . . . weAPPon of mass distraction."

'Now, where was I when the lectern collapsed?'

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."