Pastoral Lover Pillows

Sheep dreaming of man jumping over fence

Shepherd and eurydice

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Sheep In Curlers

"Static cling."

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"He was much more effective in the field."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

'I still love you - I just think we need some time away from each other.'

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

The Antiquary

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

Love in Church

"God, I hate cows."

"HEY!" (Bird mistakes udder for a worm).

The world welcomes Pope Francis I

Les Bons Bourgeois - An idyll in the corn

"I'm here about the found poster."

When the Easter Bunny uses eggs from pasture raised chickens he puts them all around the yard, otherwise he clusters them together.

Old MacDonald is a having a hard time urbanizing.

'I've been looking everywhere for that!'

'What do you hear from the gaggle?'

'Sheep love tales very much.'

'That's an old injury, stitched up by none other than James Herriot himself!'

A Consideration Certainly

Rural Life - 'Good God, I'm afraid we're nabbed!'

A cattle baron.

'Do you want to tell him or should I?'

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

"Get ready...set...ruminate!"