Pastoral Enthusiast Pillows

'Do you want to tell him or should I?'

Shepherd

Eat at Mo's.

Shepherd and eurydice

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Sheep In Curlers

"Static cling."

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"He was much more effective in the field."

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

'I still love you - I just think we need some time away from each other.'

"Yes, Daisy, Buttercup and Violet: our farmer likes flowers. . ."

Extreme Sheepherding

The Antiquary

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

"God, I hate cows."

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

"HEY!" (Bird mistakes udder for a worm).

Les Bons Bourgeois - An idyll in the corn

"I'm here about the found poster."

Old MacDonald is a having a hard time urbanizing.

'What do you hear from the gaggle?'

My mother was the one that pushed me into this business.

"Are we bucolic or just afraid to take risks?"

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

A cattle baron.

A Consideration Certainly