Pastoral Scene Admirer Pillows

'What do you hear from the gaggle?'

"HEY!" (Bird mistakes udder for a worm).

"Static cling."

Shepherd and eurydice

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Sheep In Curlers

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"He was much more effective in the field."

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

Cathedral Made Safe.

'I still love you - I just think we need some time away from each other.'

COW. JUST COW.

"Yes, Daisy, Buttercup and Violet: our farmer likes flowers. . ."

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

Brown cow

'So ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for anyone prepared to pay ?48.50 including VAT.'

"I'm here about the found poster."

Farmyard Scene

Sheep dreaming of man jumping over fence

'Sheep love tales very much.'

A Consideration Certainly

"Get ready...set...ruminate!"

A shepherd with his dog watching over sheep on the moor.

A Clean Sweep at the Vatican.

"I don't mind Harold bringing his work home, but it's the ringing of the bells I object to."

Labelled Church Bells.

sheep

"Hi Daddy! Mummy said to tell you she's gone to chew the cud next door with Daisy..."

Priest shouting to drunken man