Pastoral Scene Admirer Mugs

'What do you hear from the gaggle?'

"HEY!" (Bird mistakes udder for a worm).

"Static cling."

Shepherd and eurydice

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Sheep In Curlers

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"He was much more effective in the field."

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

Cathedral Made Safe.

"Yes, Daisy, Buttercup and Violet: our farmer likes flowers. . ."

'I still love you - I just think we need some time away from each other.'

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

COW. JUST COW.

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

Brown cow

'So ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for anyone prepared to pay ?48.50 including VAT.'

Moo! Honk! Don't stoop to their level Henry!

Farmyard Scene

"I'm here about the found poster."

'Do you want to tell him or should I?'

'That's an old injury, stitched up by none other than James Herriot himself!'

A Consideration Certainly

'Sheep love tales very much.'

Sheep dreaming of man jumping over fence

Cow Art Exhibitions.

"Get ready...set...ruminate!"

A shepherd with his dog watching over sheep on the moor.

Labelled Church Bells.

A Clean Sweep at the Vatican.

"I don't mind Harold bringing his work home, but it's the ringing of the bells I object to."