Pastoral Scene Appreciator Pillows

A shepherd with his dog watching over sheep on the moor.

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

sheep

"Yes, Daisy, Buttercup and Violet: our farmer likes flowers. . ."

Shepherd and eurydice

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Motor Tourism

Sheep In Curlers

"Static cling."

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

COW. JUST COW.

'Listen, McDonald, either knock off the E-I-E-I-O, or I call the sheriff!'

'I still love you - I just think we need some time away from each other.'

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

Brown cow

"HEY!" (Bird mistakes udder for a worm).

'Forget the test Mrs. Winslow. Let's send out for pizza!'

Farmyard Scene

Moo! Honk! Don't stoop to their level Henry!

"I'm here about the found poster."

'Rock beats Scissors!'

'What do you hear from the gaggle?'

Grazing

Cow Art Exhibitions.

A Consideration Certainly