Pastoral Scene Appreciator Pillows

A shepherd with his dog watching over sheep on the moor.

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

sheep

"Yes, Daisy, Buttercup and Violet: our farmer likes flowers. . ."

Shepherd and eurydice

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Motor Tourism

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

Sheep In Curlers

"Static cling."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

'Listen, McDonald, either knock off the E-I-E-I-O, or I call the sheriff!'

'I still love you - I just think we need some time away from each other.'

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

COW. JUST COW.

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

Brown cow

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

"HEY!" (Bird mistakes udder for a worm).

Farmyard Scene

"I'm here about the found poster."

'Forget the test Mrs. Winslow. Let's send out for pizza!'

'Rock beats Scissors!'

'What do you hear from the gaggle?'

Grazing

Sheep dreaming of man jumping over fence

A Consideration Certainly

Horse lit up by electric fence. Title: 'Hot Lunch on the Ponderosa'