Prophetic Pun Lover Pillows

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"Think about the honey."

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

"He wants us to start calling him 'Head Honcho'."

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'And in conclusion...'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'You give me goose bumps!'

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

The static electric eel is very rare.

Weather forecast

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

"Remember I promised you some fun and games in the bedroom?"

Third eye

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

'As it's Sunday there will be 30 minutes browsing before the service begins.'

"Valentine's Day has been good to me, but I had to diversify."

Pavement artist.